Striper Method

The oral sexual act of a "69" only with the man on top.

Joe's wife was upset so his friends suggested that he climb on top and use the Striper Method to cheer her up.

by rgcbub November 8, 2016

the fitsgerald method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home smoking meth amphetamine.

I'm too much of a pussy to fight my own battles.. Lets spark up a bowl of shitty meth and use the Fitsgerald Method. Let's send Stephen with a knife..

by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016

The Penthouse Method

When you shit in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl.

That damn kid keeps using the Penthouse Method, now I have to keep cleaning this damn tank!

by A Trembling Omniscient Hamster May 26, 2019

The Gogurt Method

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.

Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.

by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019

SAV METHOD

One must start drinking and never stop to maintain drunkness.

Person 1: “ah man I’m so hungover”
Person 2: “what? Just use the Sav Method”

by I'm better than you tbh August 29, 2020

Middlemass method

The “middlemass” method is a method of using only curry sauce harvested from your local chines as your anal lubricant. side affects of the middlemass method are as follows : Ring sting, Balls of fire and extreme anal pain

“Me and my girlfriend totally did the middlemass method last night”

by Dshep2105 October 16, 2020

W.D. Method

Short for Worth Doing Method (as in, "If something's worth doing, it's worth doing right."). Defines a rigorous course of action taken in order to accomplish a particularly difficult task, or achieve a lofty goal. Those applying the W.D. Method attempt to overcome obstacles through sheer perseverance, and overall number of attempts.

Sure Everest is tough, but if we just apply a little bit of the W.D. Method, we'll get to the top eventually.

by Will T. Thrill March 30, 2017