Pocket Message

A call made via cell phone that was unintentional in which made it to another’s voice mail; usually as a result of being unlocked and placed in a pocket or purse.
Joey left 3 pocket messages for me last night. Sounded like he was at some happnin party!
by DJ Jack Master Flash July 15, 2008
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Subdermal Messaging

Making you point by punching the recipient in the arm, thigh, chest, junk, etc.
Boy was about to queer the deal so I sent him some subdermal messaging.
by beelzabitch January 01, 2010
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hate messaging

When you send someone that you dont even know, an email saying mean things or swearing at them because you think something that might not be true.
Joe, "who is cassidy"
Bob, "some person that was hate messaging me because she thought i was stalking jim and lawanda"
Joe"what did she say?"
Bob, "she said that i need to back off, even though i now them"
by beowulf1 April 02, 2010
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Ass Message

A term used to describe flatus.
1. I just sent you an Ass Message, I hope you receive it soon. (the recipient then has the opportunity to reply with their own Ass Message.

2. Oh my god! It smells like someone's broadcasting an Ass Message in here.

3. Stop sending me Ass Messages, Man.
by PixelMonkey February 13, 2011
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over-message

When you send too many messages to one person at one go, or send a long rambling pile of poo when you only needed two sentences. see spam
Message1: Hi I remember you from school you are sooo hot blah blah blah

Message 2: ....
Message 3: ...

Reply: WTF!???

Message 14: sorry, I wayyy over-messaged there. I live my wife and kids and I will not be in contaact again.
by captain jack aubrey May 13, 2009
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Sext Message

a message one receives during a sexting session (sex via text message) like phone sex
Robert Blanco to Mike Alejandro: "You came after one sext message???!!!!"

Kevin Finnegan: "ahahahahahha OMFGBBQ!"
by ROBEEERRRTTT September 14, 2009
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double message

The annoying habit whereby someone leaves you the same voicemail message on more than one of your phones (i.e. your cell and your home; your work and your cell; etc.) and then you have to listen through the exact same message twice.
Most people have a friend or family member who has this habit and those people are known as double messagers.
Dude, Nick double messaged me on my cell and at home! He bugs.

Mike is such a double messager. Doesn't he know I already got the first message?
by Mrs S May 04, 2007
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