When a man cums in a woman’s ass, then takes a pee inside her ass too. He then picks her up and shakes her back and forth like a cocktail.
I gave my woman a dirty martini last night so good, she should’ve been serving drinks to the women from two girls one cup.
by Slammincammin March 1, 2025
Get the Dirty martini mug.When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022
Get the martini cucking mug.A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.
by ipopiad September 2, 2016
Get the French Martini mug.A child born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was also shaken as an infant by their presumably alcoholic parent(s).
by GoneWithTheChin April 26, 2023
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Get the Martini mug.Martini Fartini, also known as MartinAngelTV is a hairy, twinky, gay (happy pride month), and oppressive streamer.
Martin goes by many nicknames, Giggleitn, Turtletin, Dicktaker, the list goes on.
He's an odd case, someone so hairy yet so built like a twink. He has managed to turn his stream into the time period of 1984, and censors his chatters if they say something rude.
He also took my mod away for being mean, like what a jerk.
xoxo - Meep
Fuck you Martin🥀🥀
Martin goes by many nicknames, Giggleitn, Turtletin, Dicktaker, the list goes on.
He's an odd case, someone so hairy yet so built like a twink. He has managed to turn his stream into the time period of 1984, and censors his chatters if they say something rude.
He also took my mod away for being mean, like what a jerk.
xoxo - Meep
Fuck you Martin🥀🥀
Literally anybody: "Dude quit being such a Martini Fartini!"
Martin: "Do not use my name as an insult!" *Gets fatter*
Martin: "Do not use my name as an insult!" *Gets fatter*
by Spubert June 2, 2025
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