The 'Rare Malcolm'

The name given to someone with the uncommon name "Malcolm" amongst a group or community in which only one person called Malcolm exists.

I had a lengthy chat with the 'Rare Malcolm' the other day.

by Mr Tindall January 7, 2017

Malcolm

Shekinas pretty bf forever and always<3

That’s shekinas Pokémon obssesed bf, Malcolm!

by Malcolmsgf November 23, 2021

Malcolm

nice but not. Malcolm’s are complicated characters. they can be absolute sweethearts or they can be jerks and incredibly secretive. Malcolm has trust issues and is also hard for others to trust. He also sometimes finds himself in the wrong crowd, often making bad friends who end up hurting his other relationships. He acts like he is “cool” to some but when you get close to him he’s really weird and different in a good way. not your average person. The sad thing is Malcolm is not always forgiving and may have trouble keeping relationships or friendships going because of this. If you make a mistake with him that may be your last because he is one to walk away when upset about a small circumstance. Malcolm does not hold back so he’ll freely tell you to fuck off or break up with you but other times he will hide his feelings from you in order not to hurt you. He is a good lier and lies frequently so it’s very hard to be close friends with him because you can’t tell when he is being serious. He’s complex but i still love him no matter what and if you know a Malcolm maybe they r just struggling and r lost so they may be mean sometimes but try to treat them kindly regardless. Malcolm if you’re reading this, hi it’s Lauren, I dislike u but I care about u and always will. Thanks for all the wonderful memories and I’m sorry about all the horrible ones and I wish I could erase them. Love u (as a friend ofc) <3

Malcolm is confusing.

by TheGoofyDino December 29, 2021

Malcolm

Malcolm is 3 years old and 1 centimeter tall

Malcolm is Joe mama

by 68452768y2hnijksdfailnh March 2, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Malcolms Toe

When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.

While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Malcolm

The sweetest ever. Will outdress everyone and do it casually. Knows so many things. Malcolm Big Brain. Constantly working to make their brain more wrinkly. Very caring and very cute with some of the best taste in music. Malcolms are always so busy with all their friends and hoes in between working so much.

“Omg you made her a playlist, you’re such a Malcolm.”

by lalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaa November 23, 2021