Bride

A person of low intellect. Typically wearing clothes, as seen in early seasons of jersey shore. Aggressive behaviour towards other people (especially his/her fellow brider)

Guy 1#: Ayo bruh, did you see the bride at the club last night?
Guy 2#: Yea man, he was all up in my face the entire time!

Bride 1#: YOU TALKING TO ME BRAH? YOU WANNA GO?!

Guy 1# and 2#: Let's just go man...

by Bride123 August 19, 2021

Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin

i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

unicorn bride

Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry

Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride

by xoxo May 29, 2018

loose bride

A woman getting married that has slept with a 3 or more men that were in attendance at her wedding.

Non-virgin man1: Did you see Tara at her wedding? I felt pretty awkward seeing her get married to billybobjubilous.
Non-virgin man2,3, and 4: Yeah she's a bit of a loose bride.

by anonymouslywashingmachine August 12, 2015

Smearing of the bride

An Ancient Greek tradition involving smearing a newlywed woman with honey, particularly in the bosom region

“That was a great wedding. I can’t wait for the smearing of the bride. Giddy up!”

by Juan1000 April 28, 2021

Blood Diamond Bride

Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.

End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!

A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.

by gravy111 December 2, 2010

Child Bride

A bride that is a child

The child bride was shipped off to the middle east

by 459395 April 23, 2023