Pink Umbrella

To stick an umbrella up someone's butt and open it.

My husband made me so angry today I just wanted to give him the pink umbrella!

by Hateful Hooker & Frosty Bitch May 13, 2010

devil's umbrella

Poison hemlock or water hemlock, Conium and Cicuta respectively. They are both deadly poisonous umbelliferous plants. The poisons in these plants act differently: Poison hemlock (the hemlock of Socrates' time) contains coniine, which causes ascending paralysis and suffocation, and water hemlock contains cicutoxin, which causes violent convulsions and nervous system collapse.

That's a devil's umbrella, Johnny. Don't even THINK of picking it!

by pentozali June 18, 2009

bitch umbrella

someone who is a jerk, and needs to get a life. someone who is umbelieveably mean.

John- man your a bitch umbrella!!!!!!

by crystilemchottness August 15, 2011

upside down umbrella

A device used to collect giraffe semen.

the zookeeper had a good grasp on the upside down umbrella so he did not miss a drop

by disco_stu912 November 22, 2013

peanut butter on your umbrella

a way to ask your partner (usually homosexual relationships) to get into bed

her; hey honey do you want me to peanut butter your umbrella?
her partner; what does that mean?
her; ‘peanut butter on your umbrella’ means to get into bed ;D.

by lol.urmom October 18, 2022

sopping wet pink umbrella

A sopping wet vagina

She had a sopping wet pink umbrella from being soo horny and wanting me sooo bad.

by m-dubya May 24, 2005

Eco-friendly Umbrella

Means that you use a tree or a bush as an umbrella. Basically because you're too damn mean to buy one. You can also make it a little more realistic by non-watering it, so it would become yellow.

Alejandro: Hey Sha, forecast says it's going to be really HOT this summer. Are you buying an umbrella for the yard?
Shayan: God NO! I've just kept my tree with no water during all the spring so now it is yellow dry Eco-friendly Umbrella and I can use it to sit in the shade!

by aiannucci December 08, 2008