Slinky

A stupid fuck who gets absolutely 0 bitches and hates NFL quarterback Trey Lance.

“Oh no, Here comes that stupid bitch slinky.”
“Trey Lance otb.”

by SlinkyMORELIKEstinky April 21, 2022

Slinky

A metal device that retracts and expands when handled by a very annoying person. A thin, flat metal wire that spirals up around 50 times. A slinky can be used to annoy everyone and everything around the person that wields it. This device has been known for its stair-stepping abilities.

I almost got my slinky down a whole staircase!

by That.One.Guy... January 4, 2017

European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.

John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.

by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012

Slinkies

Slinkies are the people you have regular/reoccurring sneaky links with.

A: what are you doing?
B: hitting up one of my slinkies, I want some dick😏

by Shneaky Linky122 April 2, 2021

Stinky Slinky

When you put it where it stinks, pull it out and slap your old lady in the face with it

I gave the old lady a Stinky Slinky

by Mak19993 January 15, 2023

Slinky Slender

when a slender man feeds a female a roofie so he can ferociously make love to her

The slender man came out of the woods tonight and it was so scary but he didn’t go after us he went after syadnaaaay and gave her a slinky slender too bad for syadnaaaay

by That main rapist September 2, 2019

Slinky

Short for the term sneaky link. A sneaky link/slinky is someone you hook up with in secret for sex or something if the sort.

I called my slinky the other day and we goofed around behind the school

by Outlawzen December 30, 2022