Mustard Jones

When playing an FPS video game, specifically with the homies, whenever you top frag, and top frag only for damage. You can call yourself Mustard Jones.

"Wow, I just did 4.6 thousand damage this game and y'all barely have 2 thousand total. I am hard Mustard Jones'ing"

by Mustard Jones November 2, 2022

mustard dorkin

(must-are-d dork-in) the act of placing mustard from the bottle near, in or around the anus.

yo, pete was so f'ed up jay made a salad in his hair, put pickles in his shoes, and gave him a mustard dorkin.

by jjigga August 21, 2009

California Mustard

When a farmer squeezes a lemon above a women vagina and the juice stings the women and causes a burning sensation.

"That chic last night really enjoyed me performing that California Mustard"

by KatelynLovesKurt June 13, 2015

mustard buster

Mustard Busting is the act of jerking off with mustard smeared over ones cock

“My Cock is yellow and tingly, i must be a mustard buster.. actually ima go home and mustard bust right now!!” -Gage Gus

by mattnotgus September 24, 2019

Mustard Dipping

When someone uses shit as lubrication before anal sex, common in prisons when someone is clenching to avoid anal rape.

John was clenching his ass so I had to mustard dip my way in

Mustard dipping is the only way to have a truly smooth ride

by Big L.O December 25, 2016

Beaver Mustard

That glistening moisture that develops on a women's outer vaginal lips when she gets sexually aroused.

Paul: Wow, that's an impressive amount of Beaver Mustard you got going on there.

Tracy: I know, I just churned it up myself.

by AZ Cholo January 27, 2022

Mustard flower

In an instant where you crack an egg just the yolk onto someone's butthole and then pop the yolk leaving a yellow flower shaped puddle

Or when someone has their hole pounded into Oblivion and bloody semen leak from their hole that resembles mustard

I plunged my meat so far into his hole that I left him a mustard flower

by Steven VanShaft December 13, 2018