Middlemass method

The “middlemass” method is a method of using only curry sauce harvested from your local chines as your anal lubricant. side affects of the middlemass method are as follows : Ring sting, Balls of fire and extreme anal pain

“Me and my girlfriend totally did the middlemass method last night”

by Dshep2105 October 16, 2020

Vinuvian Method

A method that was created by Vineet from Vinuvia. It is very sophisticated and arcane. Only a few random Indian kids can understand this intricate method . In a few years, it will soon replace deductive reasoning and create world peace.

Dude 1: What is the vinuvian method?

Dude 2: wow, you must not be from Vinuvia.

by yavesh333 August 22, 2011

the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.

Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!

by sfgdfg June 30, 2008

The Tebow Method

Formerly known as the pull-and-pray method, when a man pulls the goalie during coitis. This new and improved method involves getting down on one knee and saying a prayer after spraying man slime on the belly of the lucky lady.

I was way too drunk to use a condom, so I used the Tebow Method instead.

by Little Johnny Blue Label December 18, 2011

shotgun method

A highly advanced technique that some males use to obtain coitus from a potential partner. It involves spamming out their dick pics to all interested targets in a wide spread attempt that one will be a hit, hence the name.

I picked her up with the shotgun method. She was the 7th person I sent it too.

by Derek Ferguson June 29, 2017

Psyops Method

A method in which you have one of your friends vouch for you in a discord server in order to get a staff position and then hollywood everyone you know, grow a huge ego, and treat your discord mod position like a real job.

Jordan: I’m about to do the Psyops Method to get mod in Carti Hub

Blast: No one cares.

by JayFromTheKubScoutz August 30, 2023

SAV METHOD

One must start drinking and never stop to maintain drunkness.

Person 1: “ah man I’m so hungover”
Person 2: “what? Just use the Sav Method”

by I'm better than you tbh August 29, 2020