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Hu is the new leader of China 

A hilarious fake argument between George Bush and Condoleezza Rice. Rice begins explaining that Hu Jintao is the new leader of China, but Bush (obviously) interperets her as saying, "Who is the new leader of China?". *Note it IS fake just in case there's any idiots out there who think it's real.
Rice: Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.

Bush: Well that's what i wanna know. Who is the new leader of China? (Hu)

Rice: Yes.

The Justice League of America 

More like Batman and His Bitches!!!!
The Justice League of America contains many great superheroes, all of whom are Batman's Bitches.

The Great Leahcar 

The queen and ruler of the Multiverse The Great Leahcar Travels through alternative universes with her unicorn Nrocinu (to which she's handcuffed to life to) being awesome. If you ever had the blessing of meeting her your eyes would bleed from her epicness.
Person: Wow who's that?
Other Person: That's The Great Leahcar of course!
Person: *eyes bleed*

the blind leading the blind 

When somebody has no clue how to do something and offers someone else some help.
Jimmy"hey kim, can I help you re-install windows?"

kim: "you don't know how to install windows! That would be like the blind leading the blind."

The Album Leaf 

a solo project of Tristeza guitarist Jimmy LaValle that has recorded relaxing, simplistic, and cool music. featured often on the OC
"Eastern Glow" by The Album Leaf is a great song
The Album Leaf by Seth Cohen June 11, 2006

Stuffing the Grape Leaf 

Anal sex
"I bet he'll be stuffing the grape leaf later." Or.. "I really want to stuff that grape leaf bro!"
Stuffing the Grape Leaf by Przmatik February 28, 2019