Farmers Tan

A tan appearing only on the face, neck, and arms. The rest of the body is untaned, and so uppon removing ones shirt there is a distinct line appearing at the collar and arms. A result of working outdoors in rolled up sleeves, T shirts, or sleeveless shirts.

Depending on the situation, a farmers tan can be positive or negitive. Many chicks like a farmers tan on a guy, and all guys appreciate viewing the distinction between a chicks tanned neck and untanned chest (in no small part because her chest will be visible). However, because a true farmers tan is a product of physical labor, the tan is often disliked by those who distain/fear/avoid work and the real world. (read: A place where utility and integrity is more important than fashion.)
A Farmers Tan; The only tan worth working for!
by Grayor©hid November 16, 2008
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farmer's mistress

Person 1: I need some wool to make this sweater for my girlfriend, any ideas where I could get some?

Person 2: Try the farmer's mistress.
by MrCorrect1985 September 17, 2009
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baby-farmer

a whore, any of many prominiscuous women.
or
a woman with many children.
Wow! that girl is such a baby-farmer!

Angelina Jolie is a baby-farmer
by shayna burns March 21, 2008
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farmer emoticon

A farmer emoticon nearly identical to regular emoticons except these sport a fancy straw hat signified by the pound sign and a vertical bar as shown below

#|: )

The other features that can be added are listed below

#|:`) ---> piece of wheat in farmer's mouth
#|: 9 ---> farmer with dip in his lip (the 9 can be replaced with a 6 for a sad farmer with dip)
#|; ) ,==== ---> farmer with a shotgun
Hick 1 - Cletus I needs to tell ya something
Hick 2 - What is it Billy Bob?
Hick 1 - I just had a date with your sister and we are going to be exclusive
Hick 2 - #|>: ( ,====
Hick 1 - What is that?
Hick 2 - It's a farmer emoticon
Hick 1 - I don't get it
Hick 2 - That is me going to hunt your ass down!
by brown_muscles December 03, 2010
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The farmer and the Dell

You might think that this is the nursery rhyme (song), "The Farmer in the Dell", but in this case, the farmer has a Dell brand computer and is learning how to program it.
♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
High ho the stereo
♫The farmer and the Dell!♫
by Telephony July 27, 2014
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ganja farmer

One who grows cannabis for sale or personal use.
"The police arrested Bobby because he's a ganja farmer."
by YOREMA August 15, 2003
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