Cursed Gang

A Geometry Dash Cult consisting of 5 members (as of writing this): MrBlackM, ItsDubVIP, ItzMatthewPlayz, GDBlackRed and LesPainSauCho.
These 5 members normally make Geometry Dash layouts that are in some way or form cursed.

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by ItzCata June 13, 2022

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workingman's curse

It is a condition that causes one to wake up before the alarm clock 7 days a week regardless if one has to work that day or not.
Cure:
Retirement.

I've been working for 8 hours/ 5 days a week for so long my internal clock has gotten the workingman's curse. I go out and party late Friday and Saturday and I still wake at 6:30 am on Saturday and Sunday, just like M-F.

by Sleepyheads May 19, 2014

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the cunt curse

The cunt curse is when you call someone a cunt and they die the next day. Mostly used as a form of jinx, not intended for the death. Involves more than one person.

"You remind me of Hannah"
"Hannahs a fucking cunt"
*Hannah will die within a week after due to the cunt curse*

by I am a jinx January 2, 2017

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singularity curse

the curse of being single forever.

No girls like Nick. Nobody will ever date him. He has the singularity curse.

by Ecnev November 21, 2019

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the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing

guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil

by mascow July 26, 2016

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