A little shit hole where everyone knows everyone and anybody with will anything just to have a little fun
by Savagebulldozer666 January 24, 2017

Bro I had sex with this chick last night and afterwards i woke up i saw a big crane stain on my sheets.
by Xemoran October 11, 2015

1 to openly masturbate without shame, and joyfully in public.
2 getting away with totally inappropriate public behavior
2 getting away with totally inappropriate public behavior
by Florida dude the 1st February 7, 2018

Graham: Yeah, haha… Oh No, he’s Jackin the Crane again, he’s using up our wood supply, somebody is gonna get hurt!
by NobodySleeks27 September 28, 2025

A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.
"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
by WenchSniff June 18, 2025

A crazy fat ass white boy with 3 nipples in a skate crew called cookies who's real name is Michael Rocco.
I left my Noobus Crane at home, can i use yours?
can i touch your Noobus Crane?
Noobus.. Noobus.. CRANE CRANE CRANE.
Fuck Noobus Crane Just Skate.
Noobus Crane is worth $2,321,464.
Ajay and Ponch love Noobus Cranes ;)
WATCH OUT NOOBUS CRANE IS UNDER YOU.
can i touch your Noobus Crane?
Noobus.. Noobus.. CRANE CRANE CRANE.
Fuck Noobus Crane Just Skate.
Noobus Crane is worth $2,321,464.
Ajay and Ponch love Noobus Cranes ;)
WATCH OUT NOOBUS CRANE IS UNDER YOU.
by Noobus Crane December 14, 2008
