Driving to chipotle

Stalking someone

I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.

by BicolasChrissy December 8, 2022

chipotle bag

a lot of tattoos

my man looks like a chipotle bag

by yomamaluvmenotu April 18, 2024

chipotle

do not eat chipotle, a man once ate chipotle and went to the hospital, do not eat it or else you will fucking die. chipotle is basically napalm for your assholes. if you eat it your shit will launch you to Jupiter, you wont die of oxygen loss but of chipotle.

"jeff ate chipotle yesterday and his fucking shit launched him through the roof"

by person192-37184r27351498128941 December 2, 2021

Chipotle whore

Simone’s who loves chipotle way too much

That girl/guy is a chipotle whore

by Bigg philly May 30, 2024

chipotle bag

someone with lots of tattoos, to the point they look like a chipotle bag (which has lots of words and doodles on it)

"you're my first chipotle bag"

by gayratz April 7, 2024

Chipotle Coke

The unique flavor of Coca Cola from Chipotle after eating a large amount of cilantro. It mostly tastes like Coke, but it has an herbal, floral harshness to it from the cilantro flavor in your mouth.

Normally Coca Cola is my favorite soft drink, but Chipotle Coke leaves a weird taste in my mouth.

by rentahorror May 24, 2022

chipotle

the place to get infinite diarrhea with just one bowl

jake: yo i CANT go to school tommorow. what should i do?
max: just go to chipotle.

by 73cut June 22, 2020