A person who seems very down to earth but is not explicitly hippy-like on the outside. Their personality tends to be very laid back in most situations but they do not necessarily identify with tie-dye shirt wearing, marijuana smoking, or Bob Dylan record playing people (at least according to what they'll admit to). They may possess the desire to let their inner hippyness out without evening knowing it.
I used to be a closet hippy, man, but one day I had this amazing experience and bam I realized my true hippy chillin ways were callin.
by livinlovin3 June 12, 2011
Get the closet hippymug. Gay male who does not admit that he's gay and pretends that he is straight all the time to his friends/family.
by Dave May 22, 2004
Get the closet queenmug. The utility closet, or "U.C." as it is otherwise commonly known, is the location of the fuse box, water heater, and power source for any house in Frindel Lane and/or Overlook Lane. They are commonly used for nighttime hangouts, and more often, areas for blaze sessions involving marijuana in many forms, such as a blunt, bong (see Jerome Baker), bowl, joint, spliff, steamroller, or marijuana-laden brownies.
"Let's go out back to the utility closet before all out."
"Where's Judd? I think he's back out at the U.C."
"Where's Judd? I think he's back out at the U.C."
by LeBong James September 30, 2004
Get the Utility Closetmug. People who are so obviously gay but aren't telling it. There is a difference between just "in the closet" and "in the GLASS closet".
Those just "in the closet" have speculations circulating around them gay - whether'd about their mannerism or personality, but they're not really pushing their gayness. They will tend to have opposite gender "partners", but many people will conclude that they're just beards/fake.
Those in the "glass closet" are walking and breathing of gayness - e.i., they will be always walking with that one same gendered partner, they adopt children and they might even be reported living with the partner, but they'll never say they're gay or straight.
Those just "in the closet" have speculations circulating around them gay - whether'd about their mannerism or personality, but they're not really pushing their gayness. They will tend to have opposite gender "partners", but many people will conclude that they're just beards/fake.
Those in the "glass closet" are walking and breathing of gayness - e.i., they will be always walking with that one same gendered partner, they adopt children and they might even be reported living with the partner, but they'll never say they're gay or straight.
Queen Latifah, Jodie Foster, Anderson Cooper, Kevin Spacey, Victor Garber (Mr Andrews - the Titanic guy) & Fiona Shaw (Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia) are in the glass closet.
by kunter March 5, 2012
Get the Glass closetmug. Johanna: Hey Breens, what's the deal with with John, he keeps making fun of faggots?
Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.
Johanna: oh, true true.
Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.
Johanna: oh, true true.
by closetfuck1 November 28, 2009
Get the Closet Fuckmug. A term used by a homosexual who is still in the closet to deny his homosexual. Originates from the Broadway show Avenue Q.
by Joe February 26, 2005
Get the closeted homowhatevermug. by SploogeTheFish September 19, 2011
Get the Closet Bronymug.