Bob

Big Ol' Bitch

That bitch is a bob.

by yuacunt March 9, 2017

Bob

Bob smells very good.

He goes on walks on Thursdays.

On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.

His sister is sick in the hospital.

I heard him talking to her on the phone once.

His house has a nice 70 inch TV.

He has a puppy named Toto.

I once took Toto.

Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.

I don’t have a yard.

Toto smells like Bob.

Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.

I then ran home.

I hope I can see him again soon.

Bob smells really really good!

by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021

Bob

Bob is a drawn creature that stars in his own mod, parodying the stereotypical Friday Night Funkin' mod.

when he is mad, He is black with realistic eyes
He is not Dream
He is Opheebop's BF

Bob is not Dream

by OpheeBob fan August 24, 2021

Bobs

When boobs are so small they only deserve on o

Yo i heard steph has nice tits .....

Nah bro she got bobs

by fryble June 18, 2018

bob

hello my name is bob and bobert is my wife

i like to fuck bobs little bobert

by bob bert December 4, 2019

Bob

Usually the name people come up with if they need to think of a male name within 5 seconds.

A: So this dude... Um.. Let's call him....
5 seconds pass...
A: Bob.

by pseudonymousss June 19, 2018

Bob

Call Janete and she uses Bob’s CC to buy you a flight.

I bobed to Tahoe!

by sfgeek January 14, 2018