Johnathan Tuttle

A non-physical character created for an episode of M*A*S*H during the series early years. Johnathan Tuttle was fabricated by the character Hawkey during his childhood as an imaginary friend. Hawkeye used the name Jonathan Tuttle to help Trapper and himself smuggle supplies to an orphanage. Hawkey promoted Johnathan to a captain. Over the course of the episode the whole camp was lead to believe they all knew and had a cherished friendship with Captain Tuttle. The Tuttle situation got out of hand and in the end Hawkey killed off Johnny.

Jonathan: Druid, Doctor, surgeon, Saint, and friend.

The name can be used in an context relating to fake people.

Person one: Where were you?
Person two: I was having lunch with John.
Person one: Who?
Person two: You know Johnathan Tuttle?
Person one: Have I met him?
Person two: Of course, you met yesterday while you were doing that thing.
Person one: Oh yes now I remember! What a nice guy!

"That's a real as Johnathan Tuttle!"

by Magnificent Pagan Beast October 2, 2016

Ski-tittles

Many Skittles

George: How many skittles you got?

Randy:I have ski-tittles

by MustiqueM September 22, 2018

mrs.tuttle

My middle school history teacher

Me: fuck I dident do my homework

Mrs.tuttle:damn it James what the fuck

by Mommy phantom March 15, 2019

National tittle day

May 6th every girl you know has to show you their tits

Yo wanna come over?
Nah it’s National tittle day gotta get them pics

by Blackman9182762 May 5, 2022

textlexic

When one has a problem texting and has more errors than average. You will most likely not be able to read half this persons texts because they will write things like "Hats pup" and such.

"Dude Justin is so Textlexic I can not even read half his texts! It is redick!"

by jasd48etio April 19, 2009

wanky tottle

Something random that comes out of a persons mouth when they get cruuuunk.

Oh my G-d, I love you guyyssssssss! WANKY TOTTLE.

by Anouk September 19, 2005

Tuttle

A little brown shit stain left on the seat of your pants after you accidently shart yourself

"Did you see that kid?.... he had a tuttle... disgusting"

by Janine Wetburger October 26, 2005