Tejesh

Go do something fucking productive instead of looking for the definition of my name.

Tejesh is not a good example. Don't waste your time.

by 01010100 01000101 01001010 November 23, 2021

telespice

Sending racy or spicy photos and nudes via text, email, video chat, or other means of telecommunication. A more subtle way of saying: Send Nudes!

Wouldn’t you rather see my tan lines in person? Telespice is always welcome!

by Lottateeth June 7, 2022

telephone sideye

telephone sideye is giving a sideye whilst on the telephone. when something is very shocking or surprising

“amber, thats a bombastic sideeye, telephone sideye 😒📞”

“leave me alone ayesha”

by ayesha ꨄ︎ August 31, 2023

Telehubby

when your husband (who is your dad) dresses up as a large yellow/green/purple/red baby monster and you are no longer sexually attracted to their intellect.

Smith: "Hey Helen, what is your husband-dad dressing up as for Halloween?"
Helen: "He is dressing up as the Yellow Teletubby."
Smith: "Oh! He is going to become a Telehubby!"

by Penelopé October 8, 2023

Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014

dirty telescope

When you're fucking an asshole and get shit on your dick.

"I was barebacking that crack addict from the construction site in the ass for $10 and when she thought I came she pulled away from me and I saw that the nasty bitch gave me a dirty telescope".

by Democratic Republic of Doob February 2, 2017

Blue telephone

A male ass also known as bussy. Also similar to pink telephone but ass play instead of masturbation / orgasm

‘ i want you to play with my blue telephone. ‘

by Chanelsoberlin March 31, 2021