tesla cybertruck

Was released to the public far too soon.

The tesla cybertruck was released too early while it was still a prototype which is why it had so many problems.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 3, 2025

Tesla Shocker

“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”

A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.

Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.

by AnneFranksUncle September 5, 2018

Tesla

Hey, no. Nobody gives a fuck what Trump buys. Get him out of here. The stock market drop doesn't count as paying for AI.

Hym "Tesla is shit and it's about 2-5 years away from running on stolen AI. Stop trying to set me up as a liar so you don't have to tell the truth. Children died because you chose Elon arbitrarily because you wanted to try and claim that I was worse than a retard and now that I am the creator of AI and Elon is not, you are trying to cover it up. You're an ingrate and your word is good for nothing. No more carbon credits until he and the rest of them pay for AI."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2025

Flying Tesla

The act of getting a running start, launching yourself up and over The footboard of the bed and attempting to land your fully charged tesla into your partners un-lubricated trunk. Usually ending in a mangled pile of broken tesla and trunk contents.

Go no hands for the Model S!

Dwayne's girlfriend was bent over on the bed waiting for him to get home from work. He took one look into her brown eye from the doorway, ripped his clothes off and executed a Flying Tesla Model S.

by Ramrod4185 March 23, 2022

Tesla

What happens when you combine overconfidence and daddy’s money

Did you hear about that EV that exploded?
Lemme guess, Tesla?
Yep

by Cryo311 March 21, 2023

Tesla Tobaccy

Vape juice

My juul needs a charge.
I’m all out of Tesla Tobaccy.

by Lazy crapper February 22, 2021

Tesla Chop

Like Slug Bug, but with Tesla and a cool karate chop action. If you chop someone and it is not a Tesla, that is a premate chopulation and the defending party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.

We were on a road trip and she Tesla Chopped me 17 times.

by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021