Tail of Tears

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story

I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.

by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021

Tail gunner

When you are running through the store to the bathroom but the poo is already hitting the floor

Betsy running for her life but the tail gunner is already firing

by Babbles mcswiss July 20, 2021

Tail rotor

The act of performing a helicopter with ones penis albeit on a much smaller scale

He tried to impress the girls with a helicopter but it was more like a tail rotor

by Arcangel695 August 8, 2021

tail boarding

Getting the crap between out of you by a smaller person.

yo check it out a midget is tail boarding linear

by colbyzach September 27, 2021

tail-wayging

When a waygook (외국인) in Korea chases the local Korean women around and tries to have sex with them.

"Bruno approaches all the Korean ladies in the bar, he's a real tail-wayger. He does tail-wayging STEADY."

by lokimonoxide October 7, 2021

tail noodles

a tail made out of noodles

dude 1 -“oh look at her tail noodles”
dude 2 - “oh super swaggy”

by penis pasta January 8, 2022

Tail Gunning

When your friend is single and deserves to be single; tail gunning is the go to where one bro can and will keep the other one single.

Im tail gunning for Smith here tonight he is far to drunk.

by The Cheese Guy April 4, 2022