Tugging on the Taffy

To masturbate, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, whipping your penis.

A friend asks: What you do last night, Oh just set at home tugging on the Taffy.

by cih7250 July 7, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Taffie

A tall light skinned boy who likes to make people feel special, especially girls and is a very generous guy. Who always has the best words for a girl who feels lonely or sad

Taffie is the best he told me in very cute in the i side and on the outside

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Taffy Stretching

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.

Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.

by Banana Hammie May 4, 2020

Salt water taffy

The salt water taffy; When you take one ball and one ball only from your nut sack, and roll up on both sides (so it looks like a salt water taffy wrapper). Take a picture and send it to your boys.

Yo dude wtf Jaden just hit me with a salt water taffy!

by Retardation foundation October 13, 2025

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?

Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

by Death Menace May 4, 2023

Taffy Sucker

A insulting term for a person of mental retardation and or lower intelligence.

"Hey Chuck Pork, That guy Jax is a lanky ass taffy sucker!"

by Chuck Pork October 1, 2025