A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.
Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.
Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.
Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.
by narbles February 07, 2011
by Ran Dumb ant January 15, 2021
When you're so gay that your prostate acts as a sponge soaking up cum from all the anal sex you have.
Hey did you hear about Nick? He's got that Tennessee Tofu. His prostate laps up cum like a dehydrated horse and water.
by BillyBobby1245 March 18, 2021
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 05, 2019
A girl whos the most sweet, shy, short, little bean. Everyone wants to be her, or be WITH her. She thinks shes amazing at video games (but shes not) and its cute. She overthinks way too easily, and needs protected all the time.
"tofu the girl join vc!!!!"
by loverlikeme February 15, 2021
Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction
Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker
Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker
by CrazyRadio May 04, 2019
by H.R. Griffin April 23, 2016