by TheTopHatStikesBack April 18, 2021
Get the TikTokmug. A social media platform used by teenagers, young kids, young adults, and adults going through mid life crisis who make 1 minute videos in plead for attention either making thrust traps, unoriginal jokes, or cringe content
by MoistToaast May 8, 2021
Get the TikTokmug. by Audi_A4_Avant May 20, 2020
Get the TikTokmug. How to not get annoyed:
- Watch TikTok for 67 hours
- Waste your entire day dancing to music and you get like 4.5M likes because of that
How to get kids stanning you:
- Make a persona
- have that persona dance for TikTok videos
- makeup things that you don't actually like
Features: "Say that you like Starbucks, even tho no one asked what your favorite drink is"
Kid: Who is that person?
Someone: Oh, it's a person from TikTok.
Kid: Is TikTok fun?
Someone: Yeah! It's fun.
Kid: *download TikTok on the Google Play Store*
Literally getting addicted to the point where that they have their brains literally brainwashed.
Me: bro you literally have the tiktok virus get away
- Watch TikTok for 67 hours
- Waste your entire day dancing to music and you get like 4.5M likes because of that
How to get kids stanning you:
- Make a persona
- have that persona dance for TikTok videos
- makeup things that you don't actually like
Features: "Say that you like Starbucks, even tho no one asked what your favorite drink is"
Kid: Who is that person?
Someone: Oh, it's a person from TikTok.
Kid: Is TikTok fun?
Someone: Yeah! It's fun.
Kid: *download TikTok on the Google Play Store*
Literally getting addicted to the point where that they have their brains literally brainwashed.
Me: bro you literally have the tiktok virus get away
by PepePress May 19, 2020
Get the TikTokmug. Clock: TikTok
Clock: *explodes*
Hour hand: What the heck
Hour hand: *explodes*
Me: I hate tiktok
Me: *goes on computer*
Me: *sees tiktok ad*
TikTok ad: get TikTok ,the best video app in the world!
TikTok is completely free and it has awsome notifications every day!
Get TikTok, or you will regret this.
GET TIKTOK, OR ESLSE YOU WILL DIE OF BOREDOM!!!
Me: I will die of boredom just watching this stup*d ad
TikTok Staff: Comes into my house and destroys it
Me: *opens telephone* and then calls 911
Police: Comes here and drags the tiktok staff into jail
TikTok Staff: Wah wah wah and says it like a baby
Clock: *explodes*
Hour hand: What the heck
Hour hand: *explodes*
Me: I hate tiktok
Me: *goes on computer*
Me: *sees tiktok ad*
TikTok ad: get TikTok ,the best video app in the world!
TikTok is completely free and it has awsome notifications every day!
Get TikTok, or you will regret this.
GET TIKTOK, OR ESLSE YOU WILL DIE OF BOREDOM!!!
Me: I will die of boredom just watching this stup*d ad
TikTok Staff: Comes into my house and destroys it
Me: *opens telephone* and then calls 911
Police: Comes here and drags the tiktok staff into jail
TikTok Staff: Wah wah wah and says it like a baby
by laser_fox March 12, 2021
Get the TikTokmug. An app that was called into existence by an unmerciful god. This is a place where middle schoolers and high school freshmen lip sync, dance, and overall try to act sexy all set to lame trash music. You can imagine how cringe this is. If your a girl, you MUST wear small tight fitting clothing that doesn’t cover your stomach (this is a requirement) and shows off your ass and tits, even if your 12. You also must apply about ten thousand pounds of make up and at least ten filters. Also consider a script and drinking a few shots before filming. If your a dude, you cannot wear a shirt, you must bite your lip, male puppy dog eyes, and try to make your hair look semi cute. Also consider snorting a line of coke before you film, and oh yeah, your gonna want a script. I’m sure your just cringing at the thought of it.
Joe: “Yeah I just downloaded TikTok, it’s pretty sweet, yo you wanna see my first vid.”
Bob: “Yes, hello officer, yeah I’d like to place a restraining order.”
Bob: “Yes, hello officer, yeah I’d like to place a restraining order.”
by Falcon2004 December 31, 2019
Get the TikTokmug.