an anxiety swipe is when you start getting nervous about a guy/girl that you're seeing or talking to.... so you go on your dating app of choice and swipe through numerous humans just to distract yourself.
by therambler1327 January 6, 2019
Get the anxiety swiping mug.Said of an individual so below one's contempt that they are judged by the beholder as underserving of a slur that might evoke the dignity of three-dimensions -- e.g., "you piece of shit". Instead, it has been appraised that such an individual is best described in two dimensions, by way of evoking the spread of fecal material on some purpose designed or improvised substrate, directly from one's rectal orifice, with an aim of transferring a maximum of said recently extruded fecal material to said substrate at completion of the act of defecation. The resulting fecal material-laden substrate provides an indicator of success in the mundane act wiping one's bum, and is thus appropriately given the name "ass swipe". This concept evolved linguistically to be used figuratively for derogatory and defaming effect on the intended target of this label.
1. Observing his behavior over time, I feel at a loss to fathom just how contemptible Joe is. What a piece of shit! No, that's way too generous. Joe's a fucking ass swipe.
2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?
3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!
2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?
3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!
by Lambda70 April 25, 2021
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Get the Left Swipe That mug.when you're sleeping naked next to the married woman you just had drunken sex with the night before or a few hours prior and decide when you wake up to lift her leg up while shes on her side to begin round 2.
Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!
Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!
by Logics ally January 12, 2011
Get the side swipe mug.The act of swiping the penis on the bed sheets between anal sex and oral sex. Done as a courtesy to the recipient.
That bitch was so dirty, I didn't even give her a courtesy swipe before I stuffed my dick in her mouth
by So wrong December 15, 2008
Get the Courtesy Swipe mug.When one who has not been invited attempts to gain the address of a party or get together under the pretense that he has lost the details or otherwise been invited.
"Um... I... lost the e-mail... about the party thing... could you just tell me the address and what time its on... and what day..."
"Jo, are you trying to ad-swipe?"
"Jo, are you trying to ad-swipe?"
by Fukwit Fred January 17, 2006
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