When a woman hasn't cleaned her vagina in excess of 7 days and algae begins to form but yet the man still wants to get that swamp
by Cuntcar April 15, 2016

To jump forward while appearing flat on the ground - a technique my friend coined after he accidentally pulled it off while playing Rush'n Attack (NES)
by j-cleft March 4, 2009

I was loading the washing machine this morning and sneezed from all the swamp dust flying off my dirty boxers.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin August 29, 2019

Dear god, Gerald! Look at That putrid Swamp Buffalo!
Fuck mate, I wouldn't fuck that for a fistful of diamonds.
Fuck mate, I wouldn't fuck that for a fistful of diamonds.
by Phillip Rowland November 11, 2013

The moistness that builds between your legs during long periods of sitting in a overly warm environment.
The drive to Vegas with no air conditioning was so long that I arrived with a bad case of swamp crotch.
by patri100ia August 7, 2016

(n). 1. When a male gets physically aroused while suffering from swamp ass, his member is known as "swamp thing."
2. The event of being sexually aroused while suffering from swamp ass.
2. The event of being sexually aroused while suffering from swamp ass.
by Rylock May 5, 2008

Uncomfortable pain with wet and sweaty ass literally like a swamp The only solution is Gold bond ultimate mes essentials body powder refresh 360 Other prevention measures showering and hairdryer before it kicks in full use the powder if you have Louisiana swamp ass you’re fucked The best solution is to sit on the couch and crack a cold one
by How to fix shit June 12, 2018
