A German, Anglo-Saxon and Jewish surname, meaning "knight" in German or "lively person" in Anglo-Saxon. (Szprynger in Polish and Špringer in Slavic languages).
Amazingly to some people, there are other Springers in the world than Jerry (Unfortunatly there aren't that many interesting ones, so I added a few of my own):
Aaron Springer - Animator and occasional director of animated programming.
Chairman Springer - First leader of the Peoples Republic of Springer.
Julius Springer - German Founder of what became Springer Publishing.
Mark Springer - British composer and actor.
Mike Springer - American professional golfer.
Primordial Springer - Ancestor found amongst the primordial soup, having developed into a human before the rest of the soup reached land.
Robert Springer - Astronaut who went to Mars. Okay fine just normal space.
Springy Springer - The ideal Springer, not yet discovered.
T.A. Springer - Dutch mathematician responsible for something really interesting called Springer correspondence.
Yakov Springer - Polish-Israeli weightlifter killed at Munich '72 :(
As you can see, Springer does not mean some slag who wants to be on TV because she shagged eight men in a week. It's also a dog, killer whale and some places in America.
Amazingly to some people, there are other Springers in the world than Jerry (Unfortunatly there aren't that many interesting ones, so I added a few of my own):
Aaron Springer - Animator and occasional director of animated programming.
Chairman Springer - First leader of the Peoples Republic of Springer.
Julius Springer - German Founder of what became Springer Publishing.
Mark Springer - British composer and actor.
Mike Springer - American professional golfer.
Primordial Springer - Ancestor found amongst the primordial soup, having developed into a human before the rest of the soup reached land.
Robert Springer - Astronaut who went to Mars. Okay fine just normal space.
Springy Springer - The ideal Springer, not yet discovered.
T.A. Springer - Dutch mathematician responsible for something really interesting called Springer correspondence.
Yakov Springer - Polish-Israeli weightlifter killed at Munich '72 :(
As you can see, Springer does not mean some slag who wants to be on TV because she shagged eight men in a week. It's also a dog, killer whale and some places in America.
Person - "Wow, I never knew that there were actually people in the world called Springer who aren't Jerry!"
Me - "I know, our superior intelligence and ancestry will surely mean we soon take over the world from our fellow humans."
Person - "What?"
Me - "Nothing."
Me - "I know, our superior intelligence and ancestry will surely mean we soon take over the world from our fellow humans."
Person - "What?"
Me - "Nothing."
by GenuineSpringer April 4, 2009
Get the Springer mug.The act of watching the Jerry Springer (or other funny, yet tragic) show to feel better about yourself.
Buddy: Why do you look so happy, you have a sausage gut and you just found out your girlfriend was cheating on you with all your friends.
Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.
Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...
Guy: Works wonders...
Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.
Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...
Guy: Works wonders...
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a slut having a sexual relationship with two brothers. people with low morals and standards, for example, that whore has fucked every inbred redneck in the hills and the trailer park, which one of you 18 men is my baby's daddy? that's some Jerry Springer shit.
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Get the that's some jerry springer shit mug.The Springfield XD is a striker-fired, polymer framed handgun produced in Croatia and licensed to Springfield Armory in the USA. It comes in a variety of calibers (9mm, .40 S&W, .45 acp) and features a 1911-style grip safety. The 2008 models also include a thumb safety. The handgrips are reputed to be highly ergonomic. They bear a superficial resemblance to GLOCK pistols.
Springfield XD -- like a Glock, only better.
I prefer my Springfield XD compact to the Glock as a concealed carry piece. The grip safety makes me feel more comfortable going out in public "cocked and locked" while carrying concealed.
I prefer my Springfield XD compact to the Glock as a concealed carry piece. The grip safety makes me feel more comfortable going out in public "cocked and locked" while carrying concealed.
by JJRtwu2008 March 20, 2008
Get the Springfield XD mug.an impromptu outdoor projection of something vaguely movieish with added sound improvisations and dance.. a cinematic rave..
bobbie has a projector on his boat and he showed these really old dirty movies on the bluff rocks along the lakeshore.. it was an eureka springs film festival..
by squirrel blanket August 1, 2009
Get the eureka springs film festival mug.Imagine a place so boring, so drab, so damn bland that you want to scoop your eyes out with a spoon just so you can experience some semblance of activity. That is Coral Springs. The middle school, Forest Glen, is home to the factory where "basic girls" are created and "gangster boys" drop their pants below their knees. They feed in to Coral Springs High where recreational activity means one of three things: smoking pot, having sex, or hanging out as Target/The Walk. There's not much else to do. People fall in to a few categories of loners, stoners, posers, and boners.
Some areas are nice, others are ghetto-like, but, if we're being honest, Coral Springs is the farthest thing from ghetto there is. It's just really fucking boring.
Some areas are nice, others are ghetto-like, but, if we're being honest, Coral Springs is the farthest thing from ghetto there is. It's just really fucking boring.
Person 1: Hey, what do you want to do tonight?
Person 2: I don't know, want to go to Barnes and Nobel? Chill in the Kid's Book section?
Person 1: Naw, we did that last week.
Person 2: Let's go to Target then.
Person 1: There's legit nothing to do in Coral Springs.
Person 2: Wanna get high?
Person 1: Fuck it; yeah, whatever. What time?
Person 2: I don't know, want to go to Barnes and Nobel? Chill in the Kid's Book section?
Person 1: Naw, we did that last week.
Person 2: Let's go to Target then.
Person 1: There's legit nothing to do in Coral Springs.
Person 2: Wanna get high?
Person 1: Fuck it; yeah, whatever. What time?
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Bob: I was from East Spring Secondary School, greatest school in Tampines Street 34.
Jim: I thought Al-Amin kindergarten is also in Tampines Street 34?
Bob: Second best then.
Bob: I was from East Spring Secondary School, greatest school in Tampines Street 34.
Jim: I thought Al-Amin kindergarten is also in Tampines Street 34?
Bob: Second best then.
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