The subject of a particularly cruel prank.
Made popular by an episode of Tom Goes to the Mayor titled Vehicular Manslaughter (S01E07) which guest starred actor/comedian Michael Ian Black.
Made popular by an episode of Tom Goes to the Mayor titled Vehicular Manslaughter (S01E07) which guest starred actor/comedian Michael Ian Black.
"He looks like a Steven to me!"
by Dejackamo Von Rictor May 06, 2007
A person who is usually awfully annoying, likes to brag, and fails at video games. Also, will encourage others that he is indeed superior at technology and will hack their computers. Will use words that you obviously won't understand and will make fun of the fact that you don't know it.
Person 1 : Dude, did you watch Mythbusters last night?
Person 2 : I was too busying plying Crysis and hacking your computer
Person 1 : Dude, you can't hack or play for SHIT.
Person 2 : JUST BECAUSE MY COMPUTER IS BETTER THAN YOURS, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME LIKE THAT
Person 1 : Shut up, stop being such a steven.
An example of a what a steven would say :
OMFG I GOT NEW GAMEZ CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE KK?
Person 2 : I was too busying plying Crysis and hacking your computer
Person 1 : Dude, you can't hack or play for SHIT.
Person 2 : JUST BECAUSE MY COMPUTER IS BETTER THAN YOURS, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME LIKE THAT
Person 1 : Shut up, stop being such a steven.
An example of a what a steven would say :
OMFG I GOT NEW GAMEZ CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE KK?
by themorpheuskk1 March 18, 2009
He’s that one guy in the friend group that’s probably a neo nazi
But it’s all cool we love him anyway
But it’s all cool we love him anyway
by Fegelein3000 June 20, 2019
An abusive, manipulative asshole. He always plays the vicitim, and manipulates people into believing his "innocence". Generally a liar, a cheater, and likes to beat women and stalk them. This type of Steven is accompanied by the last name of Henderson.
by fuckurmom April 20, 2009
Usually a terrible father but makes beautiful children. Big heart-breaker. Sleeps around with everyone in town. Tells alot of lies. Has extensive criminal history. Refuses to support his ten children.
by NerminWerp September 22, 2011
Steven is often a guy that will cheat on you. When you first meet him you will think is charming but you get to know him he’s a jerk and you never want to see him again.
by Lauren green December 30, 2017
A "Steven" occurs when an individual becomes overly frustrated over a certain situation, in particular pertaining to relationship issues, and throws his/her cellular device into a nearby edifice, thus resulting in the device's disintegration. Failure to completely disintegrate the device, or if the relationship's problem is resolved prior to the impact (either mid-flight or leaving the limb used to propel the device), the is null and voided for a minimum of fifteen years, depending on factors like race, gender, or marital status.
"My gf was totally making out with this other guy when I walked in that party last night, and I got so angry I pulled my BB pearl out of my pocket and stevened it."
B: Wow, look at all these little plastic peices by the wall there, what happened?
G: This looks like a camera component, and here's a broken memory card!
B: Is this a shattered cell phone? I couldn't even tell what it was until I looked at up close-this is really bad.
G: I've seen this before-someone probably stevened it.
B: Oh thats right! It was probably Mike, his dorm is right there and his gf dumped him last night.
B: Wow, look at all these little plastic peices by the wall there, what happened?
G: This looks like a camera component, and here's a broken memory card!
B: Is this a shattered cell phone? I couldn't even tell what it was until I looked at up close-this is really bad.
G: I've seen this before-someone probably stevened it.
B: Oh thats right! It was probably Mike, his dorm is right there and his gf dumped him last night.
by Daniel Braga & Steven Gallo January 08, 2008