Status Jacker 

One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.

Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.

Status Jacker by Statusjacker April 26, 2017

Status Girl

A beautiful independent woman that has your back through anything and will always be honest with you.

They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.

Term created by rapper Status Boy Shawn.

“Bro this girl been nothing but loyal to me and showed love to me she gotta be a Status girl”.

Status Girl by -anonymous 23 September 3, 2019

Status quo 

The status quo, or any other quo, is a person's business if they want to go with it. Some people want to change everything, and others were already happy without anything having to change for them to be happy.

You don't tell people they can't stick with the status quo, even if you don't agree with the way they do something. You disagree with them, they disagree with you, a d that's it. Not everybody has to agree that wearing a stupid fucking mask everywhere or getting a vaccine is a good idea, since a country where everyone has to agree on everything is not really a free country.

Status quo by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

status sheep 

A facebooker who mindlessly copies and pastes facebook statuses that instruct them to post specific types of photos, or declare the movie character that they are.

An easily entertained goon who thinks they are part of something special or meaningful when they follow someones copy and paste facebook status instructions.

Anyone who tries to get a "WAVE" going with their facebook status.

Oh man, look at all the status sheep.

status sheep by misterfacebook February 3, 2010

Status Thief

One who posts someone else's Facebook status as his own.

I was about to like Scott's Facebook status, but then I googled it and found it on NewLikes.com. He's nothing but a status thief.

Status Thief by Harry W. June 21, 2011

Status Hunt 

(Noun) When a person (usually female or closeted homosexual) looks through quotes on the internet or watches a specific movie just to pick out the best quote or line to put as their status on facebook, twitter, etc. Can also apply to someone who copies down entire choruses to mainstream music for the same purpose.

Beth is so annoying, she's had 18 separate statuses today quoting The Notebook, Lil Wayne and some gay shit about love's power. She must have gone on a mondo status hunt while coping with the fact that she has no life.

Status Hunt by Brohanity October 11, 2009

Status Clitical

From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"

The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".

The real thing should say

"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"

Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!

Status Clitical by Tookar April 13, 2005