Survival Stance

ugly wide stance on a skateboard.

Get out the survival stance, bitch

by ThePhelper May 9, 2019

Crotcho stance

Person who comes into an office in short shorts and puts their leg up on the table and starts hip thrusting towards the person at the desk

Did you see the way man in uniform just crotcho stanced me?

by Jimbo2479 October 21, 2019

Goon stance

The stance every background goon stands in. Stand feet slightly apart with hands folded in front.

You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.

by Flip Janson July 16, 2021

Buffalo Stance

Stubbornness; stalemate in an interaction, argument, etc.

Negotiations became a buffalo stance.

by Palindromic July 20, 2022

Rob-Stance Meeting

A Rob-Stance Meeting is a meeting in which all attendees typically participate while Rob-Stancing, the pure testosterone in the room will prevent the meeting from going off track and will keep meetings short and precise.

Guy 1: You're done the meeting already?

Guy 2: We had a Rob-Stance Meeting so we executed the agenda easily, effectively and quickly.

by Le Boy September 12, 2022

Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.

guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.

by Le Boy September 12, 2022

fent stance

A phrase used to describe the lifeless, zombie-like stance symptomatic of fentanyl abuse.

"i bet sean o’malley has a crazy Fent Stance" (@KellyMa16932535)

@KellyMa16932535. Twitter, 21 August 2023, twitter.com/KellyMa16932535/status/1693646238124536315

by aegtiv February 16, 2024