Bumble Squish 

A species of mutant platypus monkeys, from an alternate universe, who spend their time entering our world through the magical portals we call 'dryers' and 'washing machines' to steal our socks and sell them on the black market for huge sums. The more daring ones have been known to steal both socks or even a pair of leggings. The only way to stop them is to pour a mixture of sour cream, pickle juice, and scrambled eggs (not soupy) into every washer/dryer load.

Look at this! Half my socks are gone! Damn those bumble squishes!

Bumble Squish by IKnowStrangeThings June 3, 2010

bubba squish 

Something that people say too much.. It's used for spur of the moment things. If you are socially awkward, you tend to say random things like potato, taco, or Pablo, and of course 'Bubba Squish', things that are not related to the conversation.

People sometimes say Bubba Squish to mock other people, such as "He's such a Bubba Squish."

Never call a girl a Bubba squish.

In general, Bubba Squish is used to fill in awkward conversations, or you just don't know what to say..

Stranger 1: "Andrew Golding says Bubba Squish too much."
Stranger 2 " Yeah. That kid is really awkward."

"Who is that?"
"Bubba squish!"
"wtf, What does that mean?"
"It's used for awkward people with awkward sayings."

Kid: "Hey, who are you going to the dance with?"
Girl: "Bubba Squish"
Kid: "Loser."

bubba squish by pugman53 November 24, 2013

Brown Squish 

Another word for Fecal Matter.

The boy had "brown squish" all over his butt!

Brown Squish by Kissin Kate Barlow August 25, 2008

dumb squish 

Someone who makes a careless mistake or blurts out something intelligent. Someone who speaks before thinking.

So johnny, I told her, "You're not FAT, you're just BIG!"

Danny, that's insulting you dumb squish!

dumb squish by Maxabillion09 February 22, 2010

pancake squish 

A penis squished into Ians damp soggy pants whilst he has an orgasm

Dude that Julian just pancake squished.

pancake squish by Vyuvyuvuyvuyv June 3, 2014

taco squish 

When a woman takes her vagina and repeatedly places it on her lovers face, similar to tea-bagging.

Jeff; Dude, whats that thing on your face?
Rob; Sandra taco squished me and left a snail trail.

taco squish by SadimirPutin April 25, 2015

jam squish

An orgy of girls slop jam on each others wet pussies and then squish their pussies together to create pleasure

Wanna squish my jam squish

jam squish by jamsquisher91 September 12, 2017