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smushing

trying to have sex with a limp dick; usually out of desperation or intoxication
"oh we didn't have sex last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing."
by fu_manchu January 30, 2010
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smashing beavers

When a chick is grinding, rubbing, and thrusting her beaver (pussy) against her lesbian (bi-curious?)partner's beaver. Term "smashing beavers" is used when this activity becomes quite aggresive and smashing occurs between clitori in order to facilitate maximum stimulation.

The nonverbal signal for this is to make a "Spock" gesture with both hands, and smash the crux of the V's together.
Tiffany and Veronica started out slowly rubbing their vaginas together on my couch, but as they both neared climax, they got so heated up that they began smashing beavers. I could hear it from the kitchen!

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I make the smashing beavers sign with my hands everytime I see lesbians to denote what their favorite activity is to my friends.
by ADyBl January 18, 2006
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Oyster Splashing

When two lesbians engage in the act or oral sex, hence stimulating each other's clitori. Often mistaken for turnip tickling, but this is different: turnip tickling is usually done with the hands. Also referred to as eating out, this is not to be confused with going out for seafood.
Lesbian 1: "Hey babe, you down for some oyster splashing?"

Lesbian 2: "You mean seafood?"

Lesbian 1: "No babe." *Wink*

Lesbain 2: I don't get it...
by A.J. Campbell February 11, 2009
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smashing his yogurt truck

Don`t bother that bloke, he`s just finished smashing his yogurt truck.
by 2Rooks November 16, 2005
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Squanning

Going to Manasquan for the weekend. May include laying out on the beach or frequenting Leggets, the Osprey, O'Neill's and even Parker House in Sea Girt.
"Hey Laura, are you squanning it this weekend?"
"Hells yea I am! Can't wait to do the strut at the Osprey!"
by ilovesquan June 4, 2009
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Slushing

-verb

‘Slushing’ is the act of sifting through websites in order to source quality links and information to share on social bookmarking and networking sites
“I’ve been up all night slushing” – “Johnny spent most of his time online slushing content
by 3ncryptabl3 June 28, 2008
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Squishing a raisin

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman

Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)
Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?

Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?

Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?

Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.

Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.
by datmanydocris April 25, 2016
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