shunta

1. One who does not masterbate.
2. One who will wait until marriage to masterabate.
3. A derrogatory term used to poke fun at those who choose not to masterbate for no particular reason.

I hope to continue being a shunta until I am married.

by Non Shunta June 13, 2004

Spunt

Mentioned by Fili Fil on the Filosophy. It's defined as the past tense of the past tense of spend. Spend, Spent, Spunt. When you dig yourself into a financial hole by the services you use.

Spunt Companies: furniture rental co, pay day loans co, title loan co, pay check to paycheck living.

1. If you sell your foodstamps you are spunt.
2. If you buy weave before pampers you are spunt.
3. If you have a nice car and a raggedy home you are spunt.

4. If you know the rules to furniture rentals but don't know how to balance a checkbook, you are spunt.

by Wotdadeal August 15, 2011

spunkalicious

sumthin that tastes like semen, but also a slang word for 'sexy'

tim reidy's mum is spunkalicious!

by bob December 17, 2003

Spontanious Animal Combustion

Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.

Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."

Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."

Bob: "What?"

Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."

Bob: ".............*gurgles*"

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

spunt

An algamation of the words 'Spastic' and 'Cunt'. Invented by Matt in Lopburi as to not offend Belle or Paolo (Who is ghey).

Matt: "I think I might shag your bird tonight pal."

Luke: "Fucking no you wont you little nong spunt."

by Da_dappa October 8, 2006

Spuntard

An English dialect most commonly found in California. Hard to understand for non-speakers.

No one understands me because i speak spuntard.

by BGETM November 11, 2009

spontaneous retaliation

when you get back at someone for petty annoyances.

huhh, wtf how did my coat go from being on your bed, to that dusty, dirty, hairy spot over in that corner. It's time to get revenge for your arrogance

by 65654 December 8, 2004