spooping

When a couple are spooning, and the little spoon poops in the big spoon's lap.

I dumped my girlfriend because she thought spooping was a fun thing to do.

by jennybutt May 26, 2016

No Swoops!

A phrase called when trying to save a seat after getting up to go get something.

While sitting down a man decides, hey, I need a beer. He then gets up and before being fully erect says "No Swoops!" so no one can take his seat without getting a severe beating which must be taken with no resistance.

by riggitybizzang October 31, 2006

spoons

Spoons is a game where you and a couple of friends stop into a local fast food restaurant and grab a fist full of plastic spoons, then drive into the red light district.
Once your there, you throw the spoons at hookers from your car, and if you miss you have to get out of the car and pick it up.
Who ever is least beat up at the end of the game wins!

Billy asked john if he wanted to play a game of spoons.
John stared blankly at Billy, slightly dueling from the side of his mouth.
John hasn't been the same since the hooker punched him in the side of the head.

by KING BEAN September 7, 2005

Stoops

adj.
Generally used to describe something of outrageous stupidity.

Ex. 1

"I could really use some meth."
"Did you really just... Fuckin' stoops."

Ex.2
"I rate this project a stoops minus!"

by Na-a March 9, 2011

swoops

a slang term for Bloods. OBviously, the word has ten billion other meanings.

Dem niggaz in da red tees wit red rags is swoops, blud.

by skrudge January 19, 2008

Spoofster

A device crafted from a paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheets. colored duct tape is applied around the roll for affect.

It replaces the dank odor with an overwhelming scent of clean clothes.

"Yo my mom's still awake, use the spoofster"
"Blow out of the spoofster, bro-d"

by TripTroll December 2, 2009

spooksville

A racist alternative for a ghetto or other run down area where many black people live.

I heard John moved into a spooksville, I hope he doesn't get stabbed with a nigger knife.

by SallyTwoCocks August 7, 2011