Extreme Spooning

The advanced version of spooning.

Extreme Spooning is the art of spooning while creating as much skin on skin contact as possible, to become more and more like a human pretzel. No sort of sexual penetration is required for extreme spooning but is often encourage.

Courtney: So my boyfriend really wasn't into sex last night but he did hold me.

Ashley: Well that was nice of him. I assumed he spooned you most of the night?

Courtney: Well, it was a bit more then that. We laid in bed naked, with his legs twisted around me and his hands running all over my body. I could definitely tell he was ready for some forking but it didn't happen.

Ashley: Honey, you've just experienced extreme spooning.

by nw968 July 17, 2012

cruiser spooning

To cuddle up in a half-spoon half-fetal position with a body pillow because you have got led on by a girl again.

Look at Cruzer, he's cruiser spooning again, must have been the DJing that sealed the deal.

by PSK480 December 9, 2008

Stranger Spooning

When you are pressed so close to strangers in the mosh pit of a concert, that it is infact like you are spooning them.

Eww, this sweaty guy was totally stranger spooning me at the concert last night, because we were packed so close to the stage.

by BrightatNight December 15, 2008

poon spooning

when spooning with your girlfriend, you put it in the poon maybe later leading to some bangin sex.

d-bag 1: dude, last night when i was spooning with my girl, i totally got it in and we fucked.
d-bag 2: dude you got the poon spooning !?

by sexesful spooning May 7, 2012

Anal Spooning

the act of putting your arm elbow deep in your partners anus, then forcefully pulling them towards you while you cuddle.

“I heard that Anal Spooning isn’t great for the little spoon.”

by TheSageWizard December 25, 2018

Elevator Spooning

When you are standing in an elevator and people decide it is a good idea to get as close as humanly possible instead of using the open space.

Man that old guy was really close to you, its like he wanted to start elevator spooning.

by Kbrock723 March 4, 2013

forced spooning

"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.

Man, I got no sleep last nite. I had to choose between falling off the bed or forced spooning.

by carLito picante January 22, 2014