splidget

poop; crap

I hate it when horses splidget on the street!

Oh, splidget!

by Kevin A. T. June 4, 2004

Splockspluzel

something fresh to def.... tight...large and glamorous..

dang nigga look at your earrings there huge..reply..yea i had to bust out the splockspluzel's

by Mr.moemoe March 7, 2009

Sploge

1. Sperm

2. Thrown Frozen Yogurt

3. The Gunk You Get In Your Eyes When Waking Up

4. A Indescribable Mess

1. Yo I covered that chick in my sploge.

2. I went sploging yesterday out of my friends car.

3. When I wake up i wipe the sploge from my eyes.

4. I walking into the house and it was sploge.

by JohnOrGod4Short April 25, 2010

splade

A penis that can be any size but it is pointed at the end making a kind of knife shape...

Jackson has a splade!

by Gage Cameron February 8, 2007

Splidgeon

A wet pigeon. Often found in the rain, or in Trafalger Square.

'I found a dead splidgeon yesterday.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

'splodite

'splodite

"one who 'splodes".

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.

STUDIO: "...and we're crossing live now to NewsCam Bob for the afternoon freeway status. Good afternoon Bob"

BOB: "Good afternoon newsteam! This is NewsCam Bob coming to you LIVE above the M5 carrying a stash of high grade C4 exsplosives strapped to the hindquarters of a donkey. If you think yesterday's pile-up was something to scoff at - hold your asses - this baby is about to cause an unforgettable road block of splodin' proportions.

This is NewsCam Bob, pushing a 'splodite donkey out of a helicopter. Back to you in the studio"

by GoughMan July 26, 2009

'splodinites

'splodinites are followers of The Church of 'splodinity. They are proponents of or believers in this higher force or entity.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Great 'sploder, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote

"I'm such a 'splodinite I have a sticker on my car that says 'splodinite pride"
"...Yeah?"
"Yeah. With a little exploding fish next to it."
"You 'splodinites sure love your 'splosions"

by GoughMan July 26, 2009