lip splinter

the small pieces of skin that lift up off of severely chapped lips...

i shouldn't have pulled off that lip splinter.

i have lip splinters, i really need some chapstick!

by avaflava February 6, 2010

Y splitter

Sexual position where the guy is behind with the girl on her side and her top leg is up over his shoulder and he is splitting the Y.

Dude, she had never been pounded in the Y splitter before, now I can't get rid of her.

by G-Dog Pounder August 16, 2010

Splinter Cell Online

The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.

A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)

Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.

It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.

Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:

*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered

(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)

*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11

by eucatastrophe June 18, 2006

Big black bitch splitter.

A extremely large penis belonging to a person of African descent.

That poor girl is never going to walk again after that dude rips her with his big black bitch splitter.

by Sittingbully January 11, 2012

turd-splitter

A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.

Matt pushed his big dick up my turd-splitter and had a cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

master splinter

Someone who looks like a rat. Derived from the teacher of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Andrew Bray is master splinter.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

monkey splitters

a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"

did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?

by Argonaut August 14, 2007