SOB

SOB means to Stand On Business

example 1: always do what u say ur gonna do. if you said your never gonna text him/her back…. your never gonna text him/her back

example 2:
friend 1: girl i know he did me dirty but like i miss him so much
friend 2: helllll no , you gotta sob. WE GOTTA SOB

by your welcome ;) December 22, 2023

sob

standin on business the business not standin on you

he sob

by anonymous March 1, 2024

:sob:

Used by swedish femboys who like men and kiss all of them.

I :sob:

by JohnFkennedih October 26, 2025

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012

hob-sobbing

An activity at a social event such as a cocktail party or Christmas party that centers on piteous complaining regarding the current troubling situation, in question,

After the layoffs were announced, the annual year-end party turned into an orgy of hob-sobbing"

by Larry the wordsmith May 17, 2023

sob constipation

You had to get a good cry out, but it wasn't the time or place. Now, that cry is still there, but because of holding it you're not able to get it out anymore.

Brad: For god's sake Janet.. get a grip on yourself!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!

by bearpaw7 January 18, 2015

SOB

Seal on a bed sheet. A flag that is usually a blank color with a seal or coat of arms in the middle.
SOBs are are almost always really bad flags due to being overly complex and or boring,

Ex. Most US state flags

Wisconsin's flag is an SOB, pretty boring to be honest.

by Kwit kam January 6, 2023