Snarkariffic

The most snarky comment one can make. The ultimate achievement in snarkiness. One aspires to be labeled snarkariffic.

I thought listening to her run down the latest celebrity train wreck's characteristics, snarky point by snarky point, was vicarious fun, but when she ended with 'I'd feel sorry for her if she'd come from the shallow end of the gene pool, but her mother sucked up something from the drain, and voila, Boopsie was begat!' I declared her just plain snarkariffic.

by Mugsy's Bitch April 23, 2011

snarkle dorf

A woman over the age of 25 who sniffs the banana seats of little boys bikes. See snorkel dorf.

"Carl, keep the bike in the garage. Your little friends mother is a snarkle dorf."

by Furyfreeze2005 November 15, 2016

SnarkASSist

A person who is rude, conceited and overall an asshole

That asshole is a SnarkASSist. Snark rude narcissist

by Zephyrfurman February 28, 2018

spare you a snarkey

Choosing to let an obvious opportunity go by when you could have easily given a snarkey response to someone.

Dude, that was terrible, but I'm gonna spare you a snarkey.

by TheBeckster4 July 13, 2010

snarklepuss

another name for parseltongue

What's that language Harry Potter speaks? Snarklepuss?

by Lizzie T March 5, 2008

snark

A snark is an alien creature in the popular game "Half Life". It attacks any life form on sight and is relentless. killing them with a weapon is the only way to stop them before they kill you. They can sometimes be used by an opponent in a deathmatch against you.

I'm being attacked by snarks! Too many to shoot, gotta run for a ladder to get away from them!!!

by Ric C May 25, 2005

shnerk

To suffer endlessly. Often exaggeratedly said.

Tom was so embarrassed he felt like he was shnerking

by that is a gender December 10, 2017