When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.
Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
by All-American-Badass April 25, 2010
Kenny: Angi is hot for you.
Larry: How can you tell?
Kenny: She left a trail of snail butter all over her seat.
Larry: How can you tell?
Kenny: She left a trail of snail butter all over her seat.
by indho March 22, 2009
A sexual act in which a woman drags her wet vagina across a reclining partner's chest or face. Sort of a female counterpart to teabagging.
by lollers May 01, 2006
When a woman where's no underwear. Referring to the silver "snail trail" she will leave on places she sits.
by DJ-Chuckles November 07, 2009
like the awkward turtle. you use your index and your pinkie extending outward and rest your thumb on your two middle fingers. alternate your pinkie and index in circular motions like a snail would do.
you can also use your friend to touch the tip of one of the two "antennae" so that it would create a sinking of the eye. then slowly bring it back out again.
you can also use your friend to touch the tip of one of the two "antennae" so that it would create a sinking of the eye. then slowly bring it back out again.
Person One: I had terrible sex last night.
Person Two: Wow. *awkward snail*
Person Three: *touches antennae*
Person Two: Wow. *awkward snail*
Person Three: *touches antennae*
by Ejohn August 20, 2009
I was having hot sex with my girlfriend ashley yesterday until I went down on her and she attacked me with an angry snail.
by Alex Hiltricx February 21, 2009
by American Werewolf in Sweden November 06, 2013