Smotton

A desperate need to drink, or a drink itself which is needed usually after getting ridiculously stoned or mashed off marijuana.

Derives from the word 'Cotton' as in 'Cotton Mouth' which is when the tongue actually begins to turn a dull white because of dehydration.

'Mate heres the money go into the shop and get me a can of smotton'

by Paddy Jones November 28, 2007

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Smothered t-bone Steak

A huge boner with a condom on it

Last night, she was really turned on by my smothered t-bone Steak

by Rick n Roll February 11, 2009

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Smottie

The combination of the word smoking and hottie. (not to be confused with smexy)

That guy is a smottie!

by misscandyapple October 28, 2009

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Smothecate

1. usually used when describing how someone can be smothering and suffocating you at the same time. Used in reference to a significant other, spouse or friend..... being smothered or suffocated with feelings (usually unwanted).

2. the way a person with claustrophobia would feel in a tight spot (smothered and suffocated)

1. Why you always tryin to smothecate me with your "I Love You's" or I feel like I am gonna smothecate in this relationship.

2. I felt like I was about to smothecate in the damn elevator with all those people.

by NyLilmommaNicNic36 November 30, 2009

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smotify

Not to be mistaken as a future-tense optional form of the verb infinitive "to smite", to smotify means to destroy utterly with divine force. It originally comes from a misread bit of linux code: sm_notify_0.

Dave: Did you get rickrolled by Kevin yesterday?
April: Yes, yes I did. We must stop him.
Dave: How do you think we should do that?
April: I shall smotify him!

by Elyas Longfang November 26, 2010

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