Situatio

meaning: 1. a situation that is so awkward, it's missing an 'n. 2. a situation is so complicated, you have to abbbreviate the 'n.

There is nothing funny about Sally's situatio finding Ben cheating on her with her dog.

Bumping into your ex-girlfriend while you're on a date is a situatio, but not as bad a situatio as bumping into her with her new husband.

by Starjammer March 4, 2018

Snotuation

A surprise snot bubble or other snot situation in public which requires at least two tissues.

After the movie we were laughing and my nose blew a big snot bubble out of nowhere. It was the most embarrassing snotuation ever!

by Mikki B June 14, 2019

situational hotness

when a male/female is only seen as attractive because there is insufficient amount of other male/females around to judge from.

"dude i would love to hook up with Susan"
"i feel as if Susan only has situational hotness within our Calculus class."

by Jimmy St. George street October 5, 2009

Situationally Ghetto

The state or condition of being considered ghetto due to one's current situation, often involving finances or relationships. Very much akin to being a honorary ghetto.

Guy1: Heather lives in a nice neighborhood, whats the deal with the beanie, spinner rims and bottle of forty?

Guy2: She's low on cash and going through some shit, she'll pull through it though.

Guy1: So she's... situationally ghetto?

by Mr. Goggles June 6, 2012

situationship

an intimate and/or sexual relationship where two people aren't single but aren't dating. both people are committed and have real emotions for each other, but it's not official and there's no label.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Timmy and Sally?
Person 2: Yeah, aren't they dating?
Person 1: No, but everyone thinks they are, it's like a situationship.

by attractive piece of shit May 20, 2022

Ehe Ehe Situation

1)(N). A no-hope situation, in which the individuals involved are about to be so affected by upcoming events, it brings them to tears 'ehe ehe'.
2)(N). A situation that only makes the current one worse.

1) The cast of blair witch 2: book of shadows were completely innocent...yet they fall for the actions they had performed while possessed...what an ehe ehe situation...the tapes were played with, and they were rigged...
2)Jill Valentine had just fought off ten zombies and a pair of hunters. She rested against the wall, severely wounded, saying it couldnt get worse. Then, she heard heavy footsteps. Nemesis was looking for her. What an ehe ehe situation...Then, he came around the corner, and raised his bazooka...

by Def_226 August 2, 2003

Lalli & Jay Situation

When a boy and a girl like each other but show no signs besides looking at each other every chance they get.
They often are too afraid to say something and they get over one and other,sometimes they man up and say something when it's too late.

Lalli:*Long Glance* at "Jay"
Jay: *Notices* deep down really cares and acts like it's nothing
Lalli: *Turns away*
Jay *Glances* at Lalli
Lalli: *Notices* deep down really cares but act's like it's nothing

Lalli & Jay Situation

by TheGoatZTJ October 22, 2013