When one gets an erection from sitting down in one place for an extended period of time. I.E. Airplane, train, bus.
*After the airplane lands*
"Good thing I had my coat in my hand so I could conceal my sitting boner."
"Good thing I had my coat in my hand so I could conceal my sitting boner."
by Sizzle Suggs January 8, 2012
Get the Sitting boner mug.A common phrase that has been expanded to refer to humankind who continues to destroy the earth, thereby figuratively shitting on where we eat and live.
We need to awaken ourselves to the individual consequences of our daily actions and stop ourselves from making the easy choices; let’s stop shitting where we eat!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019
Get the shitting where we eat mug.Related Words
A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"
Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
by psiscott April 27, 2006
Get the shaking like a dog shitting razor blades mug.Stress induced constipation. Shitting bricks occurs in situations where you are so overwhelmed in your thoughts that you can't relax your asshole to take a shit. When you finally push it out, it feels as though you've passed a turd with dimensions similar to those of a brick.
God damn it! That's two days in a row Opie clogged the toilet! Exams must have him spooked. He's literally shitting bricks.
by Phaedrus3rd May 2, 2014
Get the Shitting bricks mug."I was sitting in the Gaff and I had no fucking clue"
Having no fucking clue on a situation or discussion.
May also be used if feeling tired or out of place and not knowing what to do.
Having no fucking clue on a situation or discussion.
May also be used if feeling tired or out of place and not knowing what to do.
by MC Monty July 1, 2020
Get the Sitting In The Gaff mug.When you are accused of being forty-five minutes late for an appointment, you are splitting hairs to say that you were really only forty minutes late
by Rafael Nunes February 5, 2006
Get the splitting hairs mug.Cobh term (Cork, Ireland) Verb:To laugh uncontrollably or to find something funny.
Can also be used on its own as a reply if someone has just told you a funny story.
Can also be used on its own as a reply if someone has just told you a funny story.
He walked into the door the other day, I was skitting!
Liz: You never guess what happened me the other day, I fell over in front of all the girls, so embarrassing!
Emma: Skitting!
Liz: You never guess what happened me the other day, I fell over in front of all the girls, so embarrassing!
Emma: Skitting!
by Liz & Emma October 4, 2008
Get the Skitting mug.