Slimy

When you take your best friends clothes

“Is that my shirt, slimy”

by Imthatratshat June 23, 2020

slimy starkus

when you're receiving oral simulation in your vehicle while co-workers smoke and watch you.

what did you do last night?

I got slimy starkused while his boss watched

by starfishtickler October 28, 2021

The Slimy Guillotine

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.

"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."

by people_like April 28, 2022

Slimy

Worse than wet. Much worse.

Dang, that dog's tongue is slimy.

by YoteboaT September 12, 2020

Slimy Bottle

When a male performs the task of extracting a womens vaginal fluids by placing a used alcohal bottle in the location of the vagina. Commonly performed by the erected chad with the intention to savore the sweet sweaty betty's juice

I found my brother's slimy bottle.

by The W Experiment June 25, 2019

Slimy Frankfurter

When you cover your erect penis in Vaseline and meat jelly, and proceed to shove it in to every hole conceivable.

"Did you hear what Steve did? He got arrested for doing Slimy Frankfurter at a Pre-School!"

by MobileVirginConversionUnit January 9, 2021

Slimy Samantha

The act of inserting a celluar device of any sort into the anal region of a significant other with the phone calling the ex boyfriend/girlfriend of said significant other

Me and Naomi did the Slimy Samantha yesterday and I couldn't tell if she was shitting or if it was her ex talking

by Owouchmyfoot August 5, 2018