Ski-Tard

An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.

A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.

"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.

by triplec787 August 11, 2010

Ski Bopper

A bopper is someone who gives a guy head or jacks them off. If you were sitting on the couch in the middle, making the hand movements as if you were skiing, than a ski-bopper is someone who jacks two guys off at the same time.

Caitlin just totally gave Mike and John a ski bopper on the couch.

by Lynsey Lou Who January 12, 2011

ski bully

THAT guy (or girl) everyone hates! He cuts the lift line, he cuts you off on the slope, he never apologizes ... He has no regard for others happiness while at their favorite ski resort. (Actually, he's probably a snowboarder.)

Did you see that?! That skier literally pushed that snowboarder down and kicked snow in his face. What a "ski bully!"

Or

"It's 9 O'Clock and the lift is turning... get out of my way! You Suck! I'm the BEST! I deserve fresh tracks." -- Ski Bully (see www.skibully.com)

by C Stanford February 28, 2017

ski beach

A small island on the California delta,that hosts big party on sundays, if your feeling horny you can go there and find yourself a stripper.... many of them, if your down to do some blow u can find that there to

If your mad at your daughter take her to ski beach and watch her Bhole get pounded

by Eric Rhinharte February 13, 2018

ski bummer

A man who skis up behind women bumping into them accidentally on purpose.

oh sorry babe Im just learning. my names Neil...Im a ski bummer

by fu manchu magic June 17, 2020

ski bunny

A girl who goes up to a ski mountain not to ski, but to pick up guys.

The ski bunny hooked up with some of the mountain's ski bum instructors.

by hapanelly December 7, 2006

Ski Lodge

The characteristic of smelling like a ski lodge. The most notable odors present are: wet feet; chicken tenders; clothing that has been in a closet for 9 months, soaked with snow melt and then baked in the sun; beer; saved up farts; dirty children; morning breath and body heat. This is all contained within an enclosure that is abruptly encountered after enjoying the brisk and fresh mountain air. Can also be found well preserved in a pair of socks used to ski that have failed to be washed. This is a smell that is easy to confuse with the sneaky fart suit.

Dude, you really need to open a window, it smells like a ski lodge in here!

O snap, that bad? Yea, I just got back from the mountain and haven’t washed my stuff.

by sonofluger3 February 26, 2010