Sizzle

What spool wants to be.

“Sizzle my fizzle, bitches!”

by Fsteen July 29, 2022

forward sizzle

Australian slang: Alerting others to an impending announcement, or exciting news

Most commonly used when getting a new/better job

Evokes the wafting of sausage sizzle/smell of an announcement over others, in preparation

Dan: hey everyone, just a bit of forward sizzle for this afternoon, stay tuned

Everyone: k (expecting sizzle)

Dan at 4pm: yeah, so I’m excited to announce I’ll be the new assistant area compliance officer for the local food safety authority, keen for new beginnings *fist bump emoji*

Everyone: sweet

by hoomuzu February 16, 2023

Sizzled

At a point where your mind is so utterly cooked because of porn, video games, discord, Twitter/X, Tiktok shorts or Instagram Reels that you have almost ADHD-Like symptoms or have this unfathomable desire to be glued to the screen. You've lost brain cells, you've lost mental capacity, all to get a hit of Dopamine and nothing better.

Being sizzled can have a correlation to having no good ambition or choice of career, being depressed and/or sleep deprived, and most importantly...

feeling like a bum. BECAUSE YOU ARE

Drake: Yooo crodie... (looking at phone)
KENDRICK: Man get the FUCK off the phone and stop stalling, you sizzled as shit.

by Raviable March 16, 2025

Skittle Sizzle

What happens after two successful Scuttle Butts. At the strip club

Cinnamin couldn't come in tonight because she got the Skittle Sizzle.

by BigBuddah November 13, 2020

sizzle of your drizzle

Your situation, typically a reference to something bad.

I heard you broke your foot. That happened to me last year, so I understand the sizzle of your drizzle.

by Fo-Sheezy March 16, 2012

sizzle monster

A BBQ accessory that appeared on KickStarter, it let's user to sear in high heat and use the diffuser to cook food via indirect heat.

The grilling from John tasted like it is out of a steak house, did he use a Sizzle Monster?

by FJ moster July 20, 2016

sizzle fried

The mental state of smoking to much marijuana.

It's time to get sizzle fried!

by Aphorist March 21, 2016