shiut

When you say shit in Texas in mock outrage like Yosemite Sam, especially after stepping in dog shit or doing something stupid like pre-drilling 3/8" holes for 1/4" wood screws.

Bubba: Aw shiut!
Sambo: What?
Bubba: Dog shit, on my boots. Shiut!

by Joezen777 May 17, 2016

shmette

The act of having a small sized penis

That boy has a shmette sized penis .

by theylovesophiia November 26, 2016

Shmuckskunkfuck

A smhuckskunkfuck is a girl who has really bad highlights and thinks that smoking smarties is cool.

She's being such a shmuckskunkfuck, it's cringey af, ew.

by Horrorchick666 April 26, 2017

Shmub

Verb
A way to express distress orr frustration.

Ah, shmub!!!
Oh no, I forgot my books. SHMUB!!!!!

by DudemcCool August 17, 2017

Samut

Super Sexy

Samut is sexy af

by Davi22332 January 28, 2020

Schmutzie

(Also can be said as “Schmutz”) A playful term used exclusively among males to assert that one is your subordinate. Not meant to be taken seriously by any means.

Mike: Yo Schmutzie, gimme the remote
Jim: I can’t find it
Mike: It’s literally on the table Schmutz

by $ADHD February 3, 2021

Shmub

It’s... just a shmub. For instance, you are a shmub.

Omg, you’re such a shmub.

by Kurapika's Family Reunion May 25, 2021