Shelbi

Loves Jason Castro, who is her long term, serious, true love boyfriend, likes purple, sparkles, and sour razzles.

Will make cream of your face.

Knocks lamps over repeatedly.

Hates ugly, jiggly whores that let guys jizz in their eyes and then try to demean other peoples lives.

Quite enjoys a nice pair of slacks.

Killed a guy with a trident once.

Shoplifts frequently.

Spends all free time on Castrocopia.com

I heard that the girl that gets Jason's pantz all to herself is Shelbi.

by Shelbi93 October 21, 2008

Shelby

a horny ass motherfucker who's entire personality is consisted of unfunny sex jokes

person 1: hey do you know who shelby is?
person 2: yeah she's a horny mothercfucker

by hxnako June 10, 2020

Shelby

Is very slow but cute and likes to be a leaf blower on the side

Shelby blows leaf

by Colt45and2zigzags June 24, 2019

Shelby

Shelby is a thick ass girl shes gorgeous her ass is clean ash shes so fine id tap tht ass

LOOK Shelby tight pussy and that thick BOOTY

by Shelbys bsf August 10, 2018

Shelby

just like Becky, but she eats it like a shark would.

That girl gave me some hardcore Becky, it's more like Shelby.

by thermometer11 January 12, 2010

Shelby

Slang for a really short, annoying, snobby person.

That girl is such a Shelby.

by xReigningBloodx April 1, 2015

Shelby

A stupid fucking CUNT, cheater, lier.

Your being such a Shelby

by Big tittie tinka May 31, 2018