shanghai cookie

When a woman is performing anal cunnilingus, while simultaneously robbing you from behind your back.

That goddamn hooker gave me a Shanghai Cookie! She ate my ass and took my wallet!

by Deadard Stark September 25, 2021

Shanghaied

To have a lot of something.

Can I listen to my music? This floor is shanghaied with scuffs.

by Jacksoncage July 27, 2021

Shanghaied

The use of raw political power to damage the economic strength of a place that is perceived as a threat to the political leader's continuing hold on power.

Quick! Put up images of the leader. He needs to believe that we support and honor him. We don't want our city Shanghaied.

by Profesor de Inglés May 20, 2022

shit out of a shanghai

To describe a object moving quickly

The red car went like a shit out of a shanghai

by Serendipity1307 October 07, 2023

Shanghai Stir Fry

A sexual act performed by Alpha soy boys to assert dominance over the anus of a fellow vegan

Brian thought things were going well until his girlfriend went all Shanghai Stir Fry on him.

by A-trips October 30, 2020

Shanghai Mine Train

When you are standing in line for a ride at Shanghai Disneyland and it is so packed and crowded that someone accidentally sticks a finger right in your butthole.

Peter was excited to go the crowded party until he got a Shanghai Mine Train in the hallway and didn’t know who did it.

by Stinky Pinky Do May 05, 2022

Shanghai Slugger

Much like the Bucking Bronco only with Asian women and a Louisville Slugger.

Did you hear what Marco did to that chick last night?
No man, what did he do?
Finished up and hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
So he gave her a Shanghai Slugger?
Yep.

by xI extremist Ix August 03, 2008