Shaggy Dog Story

aka feghoot
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Shaggy-Dog Story is found at Websters' feghoot is not! Man, are the guys at Websters' slow!

by abracadabra January 18, 2004

sucky sucky and shaggy in bed

The most BAITEST way of saying wanna have sex

dude 1: at the dinner table my gf said sucky sucky and shaggy in bed and my parents heard

Guy 2:what did they do then

Guy 1: they taught me how to use a condom

by bumrapist6000 July 08, 2019

Coming into Shaggy Dog City

Things are going well/getting good; success has been achieved.

"Business has picked up - we're coming into Shaggy Dog City"

"Did you seem the game on Saturday? Man U are coming into Shaggy Dog City!"

by Steve Steve the Steve July 26, 2018

0.1% Shaggy power

The most power Shaggy can use before blowing the scene the fuck up.

It was difficult making this movie, you know? I had to operate on 0.1% Shaggy power. I did 0.8% Shaggy power once and the whole set turned to Ashes

by Cyrus#1 February 06, 2019

Our lord and saviour shaggy

The god of the universe he only needs to use 1 precent of his power to destroy it. If someone makes shaggy mad he will make the person explode using only 0.0000000000000000000001 precent of his power. He can destroy a planet only using 0.0000006 precent of his power.

Random stranger: shaggy is gay
Shaggy: how will you like to die peasant

Random stranger: wait no shaggy I dident mean it SHAGGY NO wait wait your our lord and saviour shaggy
Shaggy: that’s what I thought

by Shaggy is god69420 May 21, 2021

shaggy hog

A hairy penis.

This isn't just a thick bush, it's a properly hair-covered Italian sausage.

The sex scenes between Beauty and the Beast in this book I'm reading, include a lot of references to the Beast's 'shaggy hog'.

by XxX_ShaggyHogFarmer9001_XxX May 23, 2021

Shaggy Hickory

A Shaggy Hickory is a long dick that has never been manscaped. The hair on a shaggy hickory must travel at least a third of the way up the shaft. The shaft needs to be at least 5 inches flaccid and no less than 8 inches hard. They are more commonly found among woodsmen who really don’t really care about having hair on their dick.

She had no idea that he had a shaggy hickory, until it was too late. Once out of his pants she was fully committed.

by Muskoka Woodsman June 05, 2022