shitty shagger

a person who fails at being a shagger aka getting laid

oi oi mate aint you a fookin shitty shagger mate, fuck off

by udz2735 November 13, 2018

twitter shagger

The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.

Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.

There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.

Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"

Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."

by Prof. Wilhemina F. Whopington June 12, 2020

ferry shagger

A man that’s a roofer from south Queensferry called David who shags woman

He’s a ferry shagger. That man’s a ferry shagger
Fuck sake there’s a ferry shagger .

by Ferry shagger June 24, 2022

Top shagger

Cameron Clare

Yeah do you know that Cameron Clare, he’s a top shagger

by @mleeONLYTAKESW’s June 2, 2022

Shaggered

To be absolutely exhausted/knackered from having sex last night!

Babe I’m so shaggered, last night was off the hook, ollie just gave me orgasm after orgasm, I can barely keep my eyes open!

Annie, order some breakfast stat! I’m absolutely shaggered from the sex- fest last night!

by HSGamGam December 12, 2021

ring shagger

To have sex whilst using a cock ring for his pleasure; to masturbate while using a cock ring

Guy 1:"Did you hear what I saw Kyle doing at the party last weekend?"
Guy 2:"Nah, what he do?"
Guy 1:"I caught him pulling a ring shagger in the upstairs bathroom..."

by cancerkiller666 April 19, 2020

waggers and shaggers

As the classic Netflix and chill, the Waggers and shaggers is the act of going for a Wagamama’s and back to a place for intercourse afterwards

Hey wanna go waggers and shaggers

by Robobigt February 28, 2023